FortuneCookies

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Here are some quotes I really like(d):

• "Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!" -- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)
• "Windows without the X is like making love without a partner." -- Madsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi
• "I like to play poker with tarot cards...I get a full house and four people die" -- "Kane"
• UBC engineers: the odds are good but the goods are odd
• There are two kinds of people: those who can count, and f%#$ you
• There are two kinds of people, those who finish jokes
• "No, don't worry, you're not my type." "Smart?" "Single." -- Casino Royale (2006)